If you think the news should be a dispassionate list of the day's events, then you're in the right place; it's my attempt at a blog. Yes, it is sub-standard.
I am an (un)accomplished acoustician and currently loving it, despite the occasional working time.
Also, I never fully complete my to-do list for the day. Maybe someday?
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You would never have to travel south if you had a bigger shaft.
Spam e-mail of the day.
Enhancing your rod will be the best gift for her for St. Valentineâ–“s.

Spam e-mail of the day.

How long is this thing going to take? I want my enhanced rod now.

We know how to steal your pain and illnesses.
Spam e-mail of the day. Sign me up!
Joining us, comrade?
Spam e-mail of the day. Apparently I sent this one.
The way to her heart is through her wrist.
Spam e-mail of the day. I thought that was the way to his heart.

Every extra inch gives her extra chance for reaching final destination.

Every extra inch of meat in your pants equals every extra positive feature of your character. Oh wait, who cares about your personality if you have a large device between your legs.

Spam e-mail of the day. Is there anyone that still believes this?

I am going to sleep for a bit, but check this out asap

Spam e-mail of the day. Why would I even care if you’re going to sleep? Well, I say ‘you’ but this apparently came from my account. Google Says:

This message was likely forged and did not originate from your account.

Really? Lucky I have you here to protect me or I may have been worried that I was sending myself spam. No! I only send spam to other people.

Every man would give up his brain for a decent size.
Spam e-mail of the day. Thanks.